..unfortunately, like the Velvet Underground, the New York Dolls and Big Star before them, Tsar made incredible records that have gone criminally overlooked for years.
Unlike those bands, Tsar has yet to get their due.
Why? What happened?
Was the world not ready?
Was the label at fault?
Did the band make mistakes?
Did the Illuminati quash another potential rock rebellion of beautiful, intelligent youth in sharp clothes who weren't going to take it anymore?
Did evil forces choose to back fat, slovenly rap-rock and sexist, unwitting parodies of grunge instead, sparing these scum the wrath of an inevitable teenage takedown Tsar surely would've led on the forces of oppression, cheating us of a world of utopian glam flash, screaming guitars and heavenly harmonies, all wrapped in far-flung interstellar songwriting from beyond the boundaries of the known universe?
Sure, probably all of these.
This website will attempt to unravel these mysteries while reveling in the interstellar glory of Tsar.
Because wouldn't you rather live in a world of Rock N Roll Destroyers, Teen Wizards, Silver Shifters, Conqueror Worms, and Kathy Fongs (she's the bomb!)?
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